Nick Sheffield

The sun is out, it melts the snow that fell yesterday. Makes you wonder why it bothered.

So, as weird-as-hell as this song is, I can’t help but think the lyrics are genius…

My god, I should’ve realized
On our second date
When you dragged me into the bathroom at Tameka’s house
And screamed at me for like twenty minutes
Because I had contradicted you in front of your friends
I was like, “Oh!”
And then later that night, at my apartment
As punishment, you killed my betta fish
You just threw it out the window
I did everything I could to make you happy
I participated in all your protests
Supported your stupid little blog
Got a Bowflex
Wore colored contacts to match your dresses
Whatever your eyes caught, I bought
Still we fought
Like Ike and Tina, but in reverse
Because you’re so

Crazy girl
You’re just a crazy girl
And I don’t know why
I even try
To understand you (oh no)
Well, I think you’re crazy girl
Yeah, you are so crazy girl
And I don’t know why
I even try
To make sense of you (sense of you, sense of you)

Everybody’s had one of those…